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  1. A hangover is the wrath of grapes


  2. So many men, so little time.


  3. If they don't have chocolate in heaven, I'm not going.


  4. I childproofed my house, but they still get in.


  5. At my age, I've seen it all, done it all, heard it all...I just can't remember it all.


  6. My Mother is a travel agent for guilt trips.


  7. I'm in shape - round is a shape


  8. Princess, having had sufficient experience with princes, seeks frog.


  9. Coffee, chocolate, men . . . Some things are just better rich.


  10. Don't treat me any differently than you would the Queen.


  11. Places to go, people to annoy


  12. If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.


  13. Dinner Is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.


  14. No outfit is complete without a little dog hair


  15. It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything.


  16. I'm out of oestrogen-and I have a gun.


  17. Guys have feelings too. But like...who cares?


  18. My job is secure - nobody wants it


  19. Next mood swing: 6 minutes.


  20. If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0


  21. I'm not prejudiced. I hate everybody.


  22. Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.


  23. Of course I don't look busy...I did it right the first time.


  24. Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.


  25. All men are idiots, and I married their king


  26. You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.


  27. All stressed out and no one to choke.


  28. Looking this good is a curse


  29. There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't


  30. I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.


  31. How can I miss you if you won't go away?


  32. Procrastinate now


  33. Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not.


  34. I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly


  35. If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy.


  36. If practice makes perfect, and no one is perfect, why practice?


  37. Don't upset me! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.


  38. Wish I'd been born rich instead of this beautiful


  39. True...there is no "I" in team, but there is a "u" in suck.


  40. Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult


• We can embroider or print a slogan on garments for you • A selection of slogans is shown in the list above (this may         take a second or two to appear) • You can select one of these or choose one of your own to be         embroidered or printed on the garment of your choice